Hugh Hefner : Crystal Harris Lied About Our ‘Two Second’ Sex Life !

Hugh Hefner calls ex-fiancee Crystal Harris a liar and says he feels sorry for her. He also revealed he realizes she never loved him. Poor Hef!

Crystal Harris didn’t stop at leaving Hugh Hefner a day before their wedding, she also insulted him by saying sex with him lasted “two seconds” during the one time she says they slept together. Some nerve. Hef has been a good sport about Crystal, joking about watching Runaway Bride after she dumped him, but now he’s had enough. “Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t know why. Maybe a new boyfriend?” tweeted Hef last night, before he removed the message later on.And that’s not the only lie he’s upset about. “Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie,” he explained on Twitter.

But Hef says he’s happy with his new girlfriends and realizes Crystal “didn’t love” him. In fact, he pities her. “I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost.”

Ouch. Crystal’s not the only one who can dish out insults.[hollywoodlife.com]

Crystal Harris, 25: Sex With Hugh Hefner, 85, Lasted "Two Seconds"

Talk about a low blow. After dumping Hugh Hefner just days before their June 18 wedding, Playboy model Crystal Harris opened up about their sex life during a Tuesday interview on Sirius XM's Howard Stern Show.

"[It lasted] like, two seconds," Harris, 25, said, dissing the famed men's magazine editor. "Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry."

The hurtful claims shouldn't be too surprising given the fact that Harris partied with VH1 reality star Heidi Montag on what would have been her wedding day. Adding to Hefner's heartache was Harris' "hot and heavy" affair with Dr. Phil McGraw's son Jordan, 26. (In June, an insider told Us Weekly that Harris and McGraw had been together six months prior to her split with Hefner.)

Still, Hefner is wise enough to know that everything happens for a reason. "After all is said and done, staying single is probably the best," he tweeted in June. "I think I just missed a bullet."[usmagazine.com]

Hugh Hefner To Piers Morgan: Split Was Not A Publicity Stunt, 'You Couldn't Write It Like This'

After Hugh Hefner's ex-fiancee, Crystal Harris reached her now infamous runaway bunny status for ditching her Lothario groom just days before their backyard Playboy mansion wedding, accusations of foul play and gone too far publicity stunts flooded the rumor mills. But after sitting down with Piers Morgan to talk about the day he was nearly left at the alter, Hefner admits that he was just as clueless when it came to Harris' cut and run tactics as the rest of us.

"I didn't see it coming, I truly didn't see it coming," he told Morgan.

Immediately after Hefner and Harris announced their split, both the 24-year-old blonde bombshell and the original Playboy continued to promote Harris' new tune, "Club Queen" via Twitter -- which was coincidentally released the same day Harris ran out on her groom.

Although Harris was no longer queen of the Playboy mansion, Hefner's seeming indifference to his mildly broken heart had more than a few skeptics wondering if the break-up had been previously planned as some sort of launch to Harris' singing career.

But we're not sure Hefner is that good of an actor -- in his interview with Morgan, Hefner recalls the morning that, unbeknownst to him, Harris began packing her bags after raising some hesitation the night before about their impending nuptials.[huffingtonpost]http://celebritynside.blogspot.com/2011/07/hugh-hefner-to-piers-morgan-split-was.html